[Is this list too long to read? I just published the Very Best of Twitter List. I am no longer tracking Twitter. What could top the Hitler's reaction spoof?]
I've been tracking Twitter for the best news updates, comments, reactions, photographs and jokes from around the world since one hour before the official announcement.
Scroll down to read tweets from Dr. Henry Kissinger, Keith Olbermann, Clinton and Geoge Bush and John McCain quotes, The Young Turks, The Daily Show co-creator, Stephen Colbert, Daily Kos creator, filmmaker Michael Moore, the Pakistani man who ended up live blogging the raid in Abbottobad, Fox News fails, BBC Obama dead spelling error, photos of NYC firemen rejoicing at the news, Conan O'Brien, Albert Brooks, Lord Voldemort, Gryphen (the immoral minority Alaskan blogger of Sarah Palin fame), tweets from the community at the Anti-Palin blog Politicalgates, the official New York Times frontpage, Fareed Zakaria, NYT and WSJ South Asia reporters, The Hindu, Indian Express, Times of India, Al Jazeera- English, reactions from Indians on Pakistan's role, reactions from around the world, a gruesome graphic photo of Osama's bloody face, and much much more.
Before we start, a word from President Barack Obama:

The President's remarks on the death of Osama bin Laden, full video: http://OFA.BO/HApttn
Chief of Staff, Office of Donald Rumsfeld, Keith Urbahan who was the very first person who "leaked" the news on Twitter:

So I'm told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Hot damn.
Here you go. The best tweets from Twitter:

SPOOF: In case you haven't seen it already, here's how Hitler reacted to Osama Bin Laden's death. :-D http://ow.ly/4NH0l

Pak. For. Secretary says Pakistani media knew about raid before military and govt. #OBL

To be sure OBL photos don't leak, CIA should double-check Facebook privacy settings - they are very confusing.

Disappointed with #OBL's million $ mansion. Open drain,bad paint & shoddy construction. ISI's military engineers (MES) cheated OBL. SCAM :)

MT @AriFleischer: Good decision not 2 release UBL pics. If u doubt he's dead, no photo will satisfy. For rest of us, Navy Seals don't miss

No release of Bin Laden photos http://bbc.in/jwcGjw

Let people deny Bin Laden isn't dead. If he's not, wouldn't he appear and say, "Look, I'm not dead! #DuhMuch #GhoulPorn
They found both Coke & Pepsi in Osama’s compound. Impressive. The world’s worst terrorist & he still found the time to conduct a taste test.

Excellent piece @Iyad_elbaghdadi Top 5 Deviations of Alqaeda from Mainstream Islam bit.ly/iFcY5T (thanks to @agenterob)

Senate briefing on capture & killing of OBL was dramatic,emotional,& awe inspiring.I've never seen so many Senators so quiet for so long.

On the #Osama drama > @RumaisaM: "Move on - Pakistan !!" new blogpost http://tinyurl.com/67t7wx9 @mehv_ @WasiJaved @Georg_Grey @beenasarwar

.@maddow discusses America's emotionally cathartic reaction to Osama bin Laden's death. #osama http://bit.ly/iwEGse #DailyShow
"Royal couple wants 2honeymoon in complete privacy whr no one in the country will give away their location. They're going to Pak!"-Jay Leno

Appalled by the shoddy prose-style, grammar and syntax used in one of the most important statements Pakistan's foreign office has released

"Musharraf, fmr president of Pakistan,disclosed that he jogged regularly past this compound whenever he visited Abbottabad" #cantmakeitup

Salman Rushdie simply superb on the malfeasance of the Pakistani military: http://bit.ly/mU3ZVM

RT @praveenswami: Evidence that the Jamaat-ud-Dawa is a sweet organisation only interested in charity and good works | http://is.gd/7R9sSc

@PritishNandy No one is safe in Pakistan...Not even : Osama Bin Laden...~Everyone is safe in Hindustan...Even Ajmal Kasab !!!Jai Ho

Best Bin Laden Joke - Guy walks into a bar and orders a Bin Laden. Bartender says: what's in it? Guy says: two shots... http://ht.ly/1ctJMQ

Q: What is the difference between Indian and Pakistani intelligence agencies? A: The Indian agency is RAW. The Pak agency is cooked

Fwd @fakingnews @rwesthead @PritishNandy Police outside OBL compound joke, "you see, even Osama Bin Laden is not safe in this country."

RT So well said. @ayeshaesque: @gulpanag It's not easy being a Pakistani either. We are still waiting for so many answers.

@seanhannity @mmflint Let me get this straight. Bush's responsibility for the economic mess ends 1/20/09 but he takes credit for killing OBL

Frame this one: http://is.gd/aOouGz

Not to take credit, but I totally said we should kill Bin Laden, like, 10 years ago.
'Dead Osama' Merchandise Makes End Of America Official http://bit.ly/lXadwE

Question for those agitated about USA violating Pakistan's sovereignty - what about OBL & his cohorts continuing to do that? #Justasking

@gauravcsawant GAURAV C. SAWANT
@beenasarwar & not just #OBL. Why is civilsoc not talking abt hafizSaeed, DawoodIbrahin, IllyasKashmiri?Afterall they too are violating laws

@gauravcsawant @beenasarwar Pak CivilSoc is waiting orders from ISI

beenasarwar beena sarwar
@Royal_Humanist That's an insult to ppl who vote for political, not religious, parties, risk lives opposing militant policies @gauravcsawant

@gauravcsawant GAURAV C. SAWANT
@beenasarwar appreciate it.But disappointed don't hear consistent voices agnst terror aimed @ India.#hafizsaeed #dawood live in pak in style
Don't know about 'style'; ppl & govt of Pakistan want them brought to justice too @gauravcsawant ...#hafizsaeed #dawood live in pak in style

amitkumar79 amit kumar
@beenasarwar sorry but not a sincere statement. Dawood is not even a Pakistani national, no state needs resolve to put alien behind bars.
@beenasarwar heartening to hear.Power to you(civilsoc)coz govt/pak army has not acted agnst either for a very long time. people power needed

MLK, Mark Twain quotes go viral -- and are wrong - http://bit.ly/kO6Mi8

Remember "If you're not w us you're against us?" Works both ways. #Palin not recognizing POTUS in capture of OBL is UNPATRIOTIC & TRAITOROUS

. @BarackObama deserves credit for focusing relentlessly on the #counterterrorism part of his strategy in #AfPak: http://t.co/a7Yo2nv

I'm not saying it's a good idea, I'm just saying our debt would disappear. #BinLadenTapeOnPayPerView

Been debating all day over the pronunciation of Pakistan. PA-kih-stan? PAH-kih-stahn? Lying sons of bitches? This is driving us crazy!


Further a live #BinLaden - briefly live -eliminates the "he's not really dead" bullshit already percolating in the Middle East.

Don't misunderstand me. I have no problem with shooting #BinLaden. No problem with a kill mission. It's the possible Intel loss.

ten myths about bin laden - my piece - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/03/osama-bin-laden-10-myths-cia-arsenal

#Afghan President #Hamid #Karzai once told me that #OBL would be found in a #Pakistani city. He turned out to be right. http://t.co/NPcgL35

Fox's latest "mistake": Beck says "I don't think 'Hey let's kill Obama' is such a - I mean Bin Laden..." http://j.mp/iKQT8z Enough!

Seconded. @Jeanabella @ReallyVirtual Great job! Rest and enjoy the credit!

TDS: Jon Stewart made great point. Face of Arab world NOT Bin Laden anymore but all the courageous young people in the Middle East. Yes!

Speaking of faking shit, funny how in the era of photoshop, pictures of UFOs, Big Foot, and Lock Ness Monsters have disappeared.

And no, not talking about Obama. RT @dailykos: Huge poll bump after bin Laden death http://bit.ly/jtTsr6

But the wikileaks cables are very interesting. A clear pattern of Pakistani denial on Osama and American blind eye to it

what we're seeing here also explains why Pakistani defenses didn't see the first wave (at least) coming in. http://is.gd/okuDoL via @RamCNN

willingness to compromise this technology shows the importance of the mission in the eyes of US commanders http://is.gd/okuDoL via @RamCNN

I'll give Bush credit for killing Bin Laden when Bush gets credit for letting Bin Laden kill 3000 Americans to begin with.

@keithurbahn Klout. http://bit.ly/lKeHhw It's crazy what your 1 tweet did. One hit wonder. It's like you tweeted "Louie Louie."

3008: The number of RTs of @KeithUrbahn's tweet leaking the death of Bin Laden. 1: Lifetime RTs of Urbahn's account a month ago.

@JeffElder Yes, I did. I tweeted the heck out of it. (400tweets) I first heard the news from YOU and your guess re: Obama's announcement.

There was no Osama in Abbottabad. They have staged this drama to enter Pak,to have access to our nuclear installations.:Altaf Shakoor,LeT

Live blog: Reaction to Bin Laden's death: Leader of Al-Qaeda is dead following US operation in Pakistan. http://aje.me/iHsyMJ
Pak Foreign Min attacks U.S. for "unilateral action" on #binladen. Praises army. Reax to rising criticism raid was violation of sovereignty
Surreal moment in Abbottabad when friendly Pashtun resident with straggly beard ordered away by police for "looking too much like OBL".

The face the Republicans all fear. http://tinyurl.com/3ojhekp

The guy with the cap was asking the reporter to show proof of OBL's death before he'll answer any questions http://yfrog.com/h79lxzadj


SEAL squadrom that killed OBL included son of Mexican immigrants. http://is.gd/Xnh2YY

Dick Cheney Thanks Obama For Letting Him Outlive Bin Laden http://bit.ly/jmd7eI

RT @LeoneCNN: RT @RAGreeneCNN: Osama bin Laden raid netted 10 hard drives, 5 computers, 100+ storage devices incl disks, DVDs, thumb drives

Yes, there are bigger things to worry about than Abbottabad pronunciation, or whether it's a mansion, or it's real estate worth. But still.

Never heard it pronounced "Abbitabad" @merilyn4labour: @burke_jason says it is pronounced Abbitabad @commentisfree @michaelluo

#Abbottabad - pronounced locally as Ab-ta-baad. Thanks @svaradarajan

@beenasarwar Don't local yokels say Ab-ta-baad?

Trump looked pissed at the Correspondents’ Dinner. I hope this doesn’t jeopardize Obama’s chance at hosting next year’s Miss USA Pageant.

It was #Abbottabad school kids who signed a giant banner for peace, gave it to Indian kids at Wagah. Pix http://bit.ly/crf6ME

That's why it's impt to support #democracy in #Pakistan @RamCNN @FareedZakaria re #Terrorist networks rely o… (cont) http://deck.ly/~PlJAH
Yes no resort RT @beenasarwar: @RamCNN It's a large, fortified house. Not a bungalow, not a mansion. And Abbottabad is not a 'resort' :)

#Abbottabad. Let's get the pronunciation right people. Pronounced Abbutt-a-bad, not Abbotta-bad. And it's not a resort.

The Psychology of Revenge: Why We Should Stop Celebrating Osama Bin Laden’s Death http://om.ly/BTWch
The Hindu : News / International : China strongly backs Pakistan on terror http://t.co/KQrBdFl

"apparently 'wife' in al-qaeda terminology means a high turnover low value entity useful as a human shield" (v @rshakoor)

got my soulja roy shirt on, obviously about to #osama this exam. killin' ittt

The awkward thing about #osama is that nobody is telling you that Dora The Explorer was the one who finally found him...

Trump demanding to see Bin Laden death certificate. #binladen


The girl married her Prince...The bad guy is dead. It's a Disney week here on Earth! :))

It's funny - the Situation Room looks a lot less glam in real life than it did on the West Wing and 24.

http://bit.ly/lxIXM8 I documented the #GWB - #OBL boogeyman in my 2006 exhibition "defornation", including th… (cont) http://deck.ly/~tk17x


After showing birth certificate to fend off #birthers, Obama will release EKIA pics for the 'deathers' who don't believe Osama is dead

RT @federicacocco: 40 incredibly stupid Facebook reactions to the death of Osama Bin Laden. http://is.gd/JTYXbd #OBL

lolz “@gina_din: Elton John singing his tribute to Osama. Sandals in the bin”

http://reut.rs/jF4SRx WTF? "Voldemort is introduced as something of a formless boogie-man -- not unlike the mysterious Osama" apparently...

Taliban vows to avenge Osama's death http://bit.ly/jMogFr

If you've been talking crap about #Osama,you'll be in serious kak if he isnt really dead!!


"You seem like you're in a good mood," "You folks enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale?" ~ Letterman

news of #osama's death on twitter was the 2nd highest in twitter's history, peaking at 5,106 tweets per second. wow.


Geronimo: Code name for Osama during the kill op. Also name of the Chiricahua Apache who fought the US when it was grabbing tribal land.

RT @imtiazrockstar: osama s Dead?s!Whr's d body?v thrw it in d ocean.Its lyk d same joke:tim,hv u done ur homewrk? s,Whr's it? d dog ate it

Isn't Chris Cuomo the Host on ABC Nightline? He just said Palin THANKED POTUS abt OBL. WTH! ABC Lies She DID NOT.Then showed Cheny intrview.

With Osama bin laden gone, there must be severe withdrawal symptoms now for US. Right?

@ReallyVirtual http://twitpic.com/4sp184 - So have the people in Abbottabad finally realized the world is watching you?

@KeithOlbermann it's a misnomer to say Obama used Bush policies to kill OBL. If he used Bush policies, he would've given up looking for him.

@PunditComment MSM mentioning GW Bush in President Obama’s moment of Glory; is like praising the dog after cleaning up its mess. #Osama

"Dear Westboro Baptist Church, We have a funeral you can protest. It's in Pakistan, and we'll help you pack. Sincerely, America."

Does the #GOP hate the "elite" #Navy #Seals that killed OBL? ( you know how they feel about those "elites") #GOPweworshipmediocrity

I swear, if Barack Obama finds WMDs in Iraq, I'm gonna be pissed.

@StephenAtHome So he disposed of his trash and did not dump it in a landfill for future generations to worry about? Is he an eco terrorist?

Love it when MSM MUST mention GW Bush while praising President Obama's Victory over #Osama. Bush only allow 911 while reading "my Pet Goat"

OBL's death doesn't slow down our plan to take Conservatives' guns and make them live under Sharia, does it?

Stephen Colbert on Osama bin Laden Killing: ‘Suck My Giant American Balls, al Qaeda’ (VIDEO) http://mediaite.com/a/zwthk JN

Republicans like @SarahPalinUSA like to pretend that the troops are self-directing. They do their job without orders. Stupid beotch.

@LiberalJaxx @jawillie @SarahPalinUSA Yes the hopey changey thing is great. Hows life in Alaska post-quitting and post-reality show?

RT @ShutUpAndrosky: It sucks when a family friend dies. Everyone be extra nice to the Bush family today./LMAO

Tonight: #Osama killed in a Pakistan mansion. Was it Col. Mustard in the study with the revolver? Because we’d like to shake his hand.

Zardari: Bin Laden raid not joint operation: Pakistan's president says his officials did not know the whereabout... http://aje.me/mkSE8K

I'd hate to be the guy named Sheikh Abu Ahmed - the courier who was so careless as to reveal #binladen's hiding place. Soon to be dead.

Got Him: How the Internet Covered Bin Laden's Death http://bit.ly/ieFMJL

Thanks for voting for Obama, and if you didn't you can do it next time! @whitehouse @CBSNews Smartest President of all time!

Anyone want to fill us in on last night’s Celebrity Apprentice?

Top 20 Conspiracy Theories That Have Already Sprung Up Around The Death Of Osama Bin Laden http://j.mp/k8EHdC

Credit Bush? Better to ask did George W. Bush accomplish even one thing that President Obama doesn't have to fix? #Whydoyouthinkhesinhiding

TWITTER - @BarackObama: 7,700,304 followers @SarahPalinUSA: 498,982 followers. FACEBOOK - #Obama: 19,768,725 likes; #Palin: 2,930,802 likes

President Obama to visit Ground Zero politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/02/bre… via @cnn

Osama Bin Laden: A Life In Funny Pictures http://bit.ly/meXIzD


I might just consider giving Tim Pawlenty a little break. He is the only one with the grace to give President Obama credit.

Rep. Diane Feinstein: Bin Laden May Have Been Living In Pakistani Compound For Six Years http://mediaite.com/a/rauod CH
Canadian leaders saying we take "sober satisfaction" in Bin Laden's death make us all sound drunk.

It's crazy how the whole world can change over the course of one weekend. I still can't believe Mariah Carey had twins.

Tonight: USA! USA! USA!

While pundits try to keep trillion-dollar "war on terror" going, Fareed Zakaria says: "This Is the End of Al Qaeda" http://mmflint.me/kPIDXk

Osama's neighbor in Pakistan: "They were always shooting videos over there. I thought it was porn."

Osama Bin Laden was a useful tool used by the GOP to ratchet up fear, unprecedented power grab & erosion of civil liberties. Not anymore!

US tipped India off obliquely about OBL op. Grossman asked Manmohan to put off Afghanistan visit on the 29th.

Assasination - better than war http://bit.ly/lWUqay #osama

The Pakistan government was helping Osama Bin Laden the whole time. They knew where he was for the last 10 years

very important perspective by @chrishedges http://bit.ly/ltKtFn

From the Book of Ezekiel: "As surely as I live, says the Sovereign Lord, I take no pleasure in the death of wicked people" - Ezekiel 33:11

I can see Sarah Palin sitting in a dark room with a box of tissues, crunch wraps and a bottle of prozac. The visual is great.

Flashback: O'Reilly attacked Obama for promising to take out bin Laden http://t.co/RPCd9Ib

RT @PeteDominick: Anyone care to share the evidence that actionable intel was obtained thru torture? Send it on over...

Reactions: Bin Laden's death: Global reactions to the news of Osama bin Laden's death. http://aje.me/jLxdwi

Bin Laden's mansion was 1,000 FEET from the "West Point" of Pakistan, their military academy. Let's cut the BS. http://mmflint.me/js8zSD

Obama did OK. But Trump would've used gold bullets, Palin would've had him stuffed and Gingrich would've slept with one of his wives.

20 Photos Of Abbottabad, Pakistan http://j.mp/j24wHb

Conservative Blogger: Crowds In Front of White House Were Plants http://bit.ly/jRAWuE

What an epic speech by Obama last night. I love how he quoted the Pledge of Allegiance at the end. Very, very moving.

Yesterday, we took care of one maniac with a beard. Today, Will Ferrell will take care of another. #Beardpocalypse

#context RT @heoj: "Bin Laden Is Dead" is #3 on NYT most-emailed list. #1 is the Dave Eggers Op-Ed on teacher salaries. nyti.ms/3AKOiw

Osama Bin Laden Headlines From Around The World http://j.mp/jP1zZF

MEET THE DEATHERS: Andrew Brietbart website pushing conspiracy theory that Osama might not be dead http://thkpr.gs/mq6Xsm

waiting all day for @theyoungturks "ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em"

CNN: 'No Indication Obama Tried To Surrender' http://bit.ly/ioeiGZ

and a video of OBL's hideout in Abbottabad - after the incident (shared by friend) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlWMsApBOws


RT @ChicoDelainky: Look at him! Cool, calm & in charge, President Obama ♥// HE IS A LEADER not a windbag @realdonaldtrump @SarahPalinUSA

@brianstelter There's a 1:35 long commercial before that video. Dick move. I'll wait to see it somewhere else.

ABC scores what is prob. the biggest coup of the bin Laden story: video from inside his compound. Bill Carter reports: nyti.ms/jxExsf

The 7 Stages of News in a Twitter and Facebook Era http://j.mp/iizrN5

Slide Show: How a Dozen U.S. Papers Covered bin Laden's Death on Their Front Pages http://j.mp/mp098K
I suspect the Republicans will spin this and accuse Obama of murdering a nice man like Osama Bin Laden.

Here's a picture of OBL's hideout in Abbottabad, as shared by a friend @Rahat http://yfrog.com/h7w4izmj

While #GOP treats First Responders as potential terrorists .. PRESIDENT OBAMA is busy getting Bin Laden... they have NO CLUE do they?

CoSign RT @barbiesnow: We will probably never know the names of the Special Ops who did their job so bravely and honorably..Thank You.

America's Murder of 54-Year-Old Terror Suspect Celebrated In Taiwanese Web Cartoon http://bit.ly/kip50Q

...said the criminologist. @deenxxx Body???
Body???

Obama Hates Trump so much he Interrupted his Show http://j.mp/kQEssH

Yes, living near a military academy. Near the national capital. But why don't you realize that Osama was a non-state actor.

They want to know where the body is but apparently he's already bin laden to rest. #toosoon?

Twitter Does Not Supplant Other Media, It Amplifies It http://j.mp/jehKUC

When things settle down, definitely recommend Pakistani intelligence do a seminar on "Gigantic Fortified Mansions."

Looking forward to "CRIBS: Abbottabad."

He may be dead, but in a way, he won. We gave up our rights. We passed a PatriotAct. We spent trillions on needless wars. Fear now rules us.

@ReallyVirtual You don't watch TV? Yup, @KeithOlbermann is right. You should have a show on Current TV.

RT @MMFlint: Now that bin Laden's dead, can we put shampoo in our carry on? Can I keep my shoes on? Can we bring all the troops home?

Fact: I don't own a TV set and stopped watching TV many years ago. Sorry three-lettered-big-tv-news-channels for not replying to your emails

@bellablueskye It's so sad. They are repeatedly lied to by their religious & political leaders, brainwashed to hate left on every level.

V @whitehouse: Obama: “the US isn't – & never will be – at war w/ Islam…Bin Laden wasn't a Muslim leader; he was a mass murderer of Muslims”

If this is the outcome when you elect a President with no military experience, I need to find a plumber who has never seen a toilet flush.

If conservatives had their way, Bin Laden would still be alive: http://is.gd/DA2jFv

40 Pictures Of Celebrations At Ground Zero After Osama Bin Laden's Death http://j.mp/jt0qhS

Inside the raid that killed Osama bin Laden. GRAPHIC VIDEO http://nyp.st/lbf4bB

NationalJournal.com - The Secret Team That Killed bin Laden - Monday, May 2, 2011 http://t.co/7p6Ml6n via @AddThis They answer to the Pres.

Hey everyone. Feel how you feel today and express that in the way you see fit but don't tell ME how to react. Carry on.

If the GOP don't think all those young ppl out on the streets n the wee hours this a.m. will be voting for Obama, they need a reality check
So, who gets to take over Osama's twitter account?

“The hateful coward is dead. It's not his death that we celebrate; it is our unity, our compassion for one another" - Flight Attendant Union

Clinton: Bin Laden killing shows "you cannot defeat us" http://bit.ly/iuDxXf (via @cbsnewshotsheet) #osama #obl


Palin has been drafting a statement on Bin Laden for 3 hours now. So far, all she has is "Good morning". I'm going over to help.

I double dog dare the Republicans to question the place of Obama's birth, his religion, or his patriotism after news of Bin Laden's death.

Dear @WhiteHouse: EXCELLENT JOB! Now that enemy #1 abroad is dead, time 2 destroy the enemy within: Koch bros, GOP, teabaggers and Fox. #OBL

Musharraf says our raid was a violation of Pakistan's borders; for the record, I felt the same way on 9/11.

In July 2008, McCain said he would not have gone into Pakistan to get bin Laden... http://pwire.at/m5cUSM

In Boston, hundreds gathered after news of bin Laden's death: http://wbur.fm/iK8RQL

FUNNY!! "And Now, A Personal Message From POTUS To The GOP...": http://twitpic.com/4sde5c

Bin Laden is dead. I didn't kill him. Please let me sleep now.

@ReallyVirtual Good luck, thanks for your (inadvertent) word picture of history, and especially your humor: "There goes the neighborhood" !

Thank you David! RT @DavidShuster Most compelling, comprehensive, + thoughtful analysis of Bin Laden news tonight i... http://tl.gd/a73n95

@KeithOlbermann Who would've imagined that the assassination of bin Laden would inspire so much asspain from the right?


Good evening and welcome to the end of her career. No mention of POTUS RT @SarahPalinUSA Thank you, American men an... http://tl.gd/a728n5

Oops: RT @ShannonBream BREAKING: FOX confirms Usama bin Laden killed by US bomb abt wk ago - had been waiting for DNA confirm

Note Fox News has switched to "Usama Bin Laden" presumably so they don't get caught calling him "Obama Bin Laden" for a 2nd time tonight

Bush cont'd: "of our military & intelligence communities who devoted their lives to this mission..."

Pres Bush: "Earlier this evening Pres. Obama called to inform me American forces killed OBL...I congratulated him & the men & women...

Wait a minute! Just saw Cheney on @msnbc - giving credit and congratulations to Pres O! GOP when Cheney is more gracious than you your toast

@SarahPalinUSA just lost 1/2 her rant / rave script! Can't piss & moan about #POTUS being "ineffective socialist Muslim-sympathizer" anymore


Bin Laden Dead -- War Was Not the Answer http://huff.to/iTNeSm #BinLaden

Bin Laden Dead http://nyti.ms/lCTLLb

Partisans kill me with "this isn't partisan" meme while totally being partisan in their coverage. @JoeNBC

To wake up for this morning KNOWING that Osama Bin laden is no more, is a feeling I have been looking forward to for a very long time.

Newspaper front pages capture elation, relief that Osama bin Laden was killed. http://journ.us/j1znqi

I am 100% sure that Osama is alive. And watching a private live concert of Elvis. With Subash Chandra Bose.

@MMFlint I think one of the correspondents on CBC last night said he was American armed. Good on him.

@BarackObama well done dude!

RT @Oranj: 10 years, 2 wars, 919,967 deaths, and $1,188,263,000,000 later, we managed to kill one person. (Next time START w/ the Seals 1st)

This caps off disastrous few months 4 Al-Qaeda. Non-violent revolts in Egypt, Tunisia, elsewhere were Al-Qaeda's WORST nightmare. Now this.

Which reporter has the courage to say it? "American-armed terrorist from the 80s, Osama bin Laden, was killed earlier today by America."

All said and done, Osama couldn't have been captured without the concerted efforts of Times Now.


The monster we created-yes, WE-in the 1980s by ARMING, FUNDING, &TRAINING him in the art of terror agnst the USSR, finally had 2 b put down.
Killing the alibi - Washington has less reason or justification to wage a war in Afghanistan now that bin Laden is dead http://aje.me/la7pKs

Birth certificate, Trump roast, and Bin Laden's head all in one week! THROW IT DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT. THROW IT DOWN! #bestweekever

Zeroing in on bin Laden - Years of investigation & planning culminated in 40-min raid that finally killed al-Qaeda head http://aje.me/lgVjD1

"Morphed" Osama pictures, and a burial at sea. Expect a wave of conspiracy theories.

ROTFL "@BreakingNews: CBS: Pakistan 'surprised' bin Laden was hiding near Islamabad http://bit.ly/k9T1oc"

Mails to osama_abotttabad@gmail.com are bouncing back. I think the news is confirmed.

Pak kept in dark till last minute on Osama operation: http://goo.gl/qY9CR

Cost of war to the U.S. since 2001: 1.2 trillion dollars. Interrupting Celebrity Apprentice: Priceless. (via Mike Olpin)

Maybe Bin Laden forgot to give Hafta to Pakistan's ISI this time.

Osama Bin Laden lived in a huge mansion right in the Pak military's backyard, and no one knew about it?? Gimme a break!

MSNBC reporting OBL has been buried at sea.

What did him in: RT @osamabeenbloggin I just became mayor of The No Gate Estate in Islamabad on FourSquare!

Is this for real?! (warning: gory image) RT “@CestLaVToronto: Osama Bin Laden picture has been leaked yfrog.com/h7rhxrcj

FOX News: Elderly Man on Dialysis Killed by Young African-American Male

#ThankYouMrPresident for taking care of bin Laden while the #GOP tried to protect us from scary stuff like healthcare.

Handling Osama bin Laden's body in Islamic tradition: US: http://goo.gl/gnYes

@PunditComment Don't miss this one! @AKdavedownunder Just to piss off the GOP even more, I hope the Navy Seal who shot OBL is gay.

mT @BK_Politico: If you voted for Obama, consider yourself a Patriot who helped bring down Bin Laden #P2 #tcot #TeaParty #dems

Not only did Bush say he no longer had interest in pursuing Osama Bin Laden, he also disbanded the unit back in July 2006.

Live blog: Osama bin Laden killed by US forces: Leader of Al-Qaeda is dead following US operation in Pakistan. http://aje.me/mGr4ql

A huge window shaking bang here in Abbottabad Cantt. I hope its not the start of something nasty :-S

Here is a picture of the front page of Monday's New York Times. cl.ly/6Nte

Welll I'll tell you what. How do you think he got out of that cave and into the mansion where we could get him? Yeah, TAX CUTS, that's how.

Leading US Muslim organisation welcomes killing of Osama bin Laden, saying he was threat to America & the world: http://aje.me/obldd

Google & The Death Of Obama Bin Laden http://bit.ly/jL6Xu9

RT @marcslove: This photo, from @nytimes, pretty much says it all. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xo82crg340

For posterity: @nytimes home page as of 1:15 a.m., 05.02.2011. http://yfrog.com/hskwrcjj


RT @PeteDominick: Mark Twain : "I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."


But will this do anything to keep people from hating us? I don't think so. And THIS does nothing to help that. http://tinyurl.com/5t372yd
Republicans allow a terrorist to kill 3,000 Americans, and the Democrats bring that terrorist to justice.

The Republicans are praying that news of Osama Bin Laden's death is untrue. If not, they are going to lose their minds.

Got to reiterate, Obama was criticized for shifting the war toward Pakistan. Now that seems incredibly smart.

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." -- George W. Bush

The very first tweet to break the Bin Laden news. The New York Times traces it back to the source. http://nyti.ms/k1GatS

RT @owillis: #glennbeck only has about 8 hours to figure out how the death of bin laden is a clue to the global caliphate

20 new fans a second joining Facebook page titled Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. http://on.fb.me/lU581q

I didn't think Trump could look any smaller, but knowing Obama had this in the works all the while destroying him with jokes.Priceless!

@AndiWhiteberry man!!! Love this guy. He said last week birth cert. Non sense is a distraction of important things... Who knew

I guess when POTUS said he had more important things to worry about he wasn't kidding.

Safe to say..... @SarahPalinusa is " Going Bonkers " tonight. #MissionAccomplishedUnderObama

Sarah Palin can now see Obama's reelection from her front porch.

Safe to say..... @SarahPalinusa is " Going Bonkers " tonight. #MissionAccomplishedUnderObama

Would a death mask of Bin Laden be sufficient or do we have to see jpeg's?

Hey @SarahPalinUSA - Since you keep saying you read soo many newspapers online, you must have sumpthin' to say.. #CatGotYourForkedTongue ?
That birther who refused to serve in the Army under Obama just had the worst week of his life.

Osama Bin Laden's Compound On Google Maps http://j.mp/lzcNKF

RT @pittswiley: RT @jeremyscahill: hearing it was SEAL Team 6 shooters that killed OBL.

Support the hard-working journalists trying to beat deadline tonight and buy a newspaper tomorrow, please.

Tonight isn't about us...but about the thousands of men and women who went into Afghanistan who fought/died for our freedom. Thank you

"Rejoining of Celebrity Apprentice already in progress" just adds to the delicious devolving of #Trump

RT @daveweigel: Weird RT @Toby_Ziegler: May 1, 1945: Hitler's Death Announced. May 1, 2011: Bin Laden's Death Announced


Damn it, i almost accidentally retweeted Sarah Palin. Need to be more careful!

Peter Bergen talking on #cnntv right now. Abbottabad very close to Islamabad. Skeptical re: Osama's kidney probs, health

Obama: "I made killing or capturing Bin Laden our top priority" GOP: "Muslim hearings"


Watch the statement: Terrorist leader Osama bin Laden is dead: Obama - ndtv.in/iGDIAy


@vikramchandra Will Americans finally wake up and realize how much Pakistan has been toying with them? How long have they been hiding him?

@vikramchandra Exactly. CNN kabul reporter says some Pak officials helped. Question is which ones? What did ISI do?


OBAMA: "I made killing or capturing Bin Laden our top priority" GOP: " NO Gay Marriage "


@BarackObama authorised operation last week. Launched today. Firefight. No Americans harmed.

@BarackObama just finished announcement. Need more details. What did ISI do? Which Pak officials helped?

I'm not gonna say 'R.I.P' to Osama Bin Laden... he deserves to rest, but NOT in peace! #godblessamerica #missionaccomplished

OBAMA: "I made killing or capturing Bin Laden our top priority" GOP: " Anchor Babies!"

Have I mentioned how much I admire this man we are blessed to call OUR #President? Thank you sir, for a job well done.



NYT front page is being ripped up and reproduced right now. Six-column, two-row headline.


@ShashiTharoor Pakistani officials helped capture Osama bin Laden outside Islamabad. White House about to make announcement.

Justice has been served! Osama Bin Laden has been reported dead! I am Australian... but #godblessamerica






Did Pak ISI help capture Bin Laden or were they hiding him in Islamabad?


CNN says "human operation," not drone, killed Bin Laden and family members in mansion near Islamabad, Pakistan.

Will Americans now wake up and stop financing Pakistan ISI? @Shashitharoor @fakingnews @rameshsrivats @ndtv @tehelkadotcom @indiareloaded

@lizzwinstead Especially because now Pakistan will be in deep trouble. Americans will finally realize how much Pak has been screwing you.

This is so much more fun to live tweet than the oscars! #AndLessJamesFrancoJokes

Pakistan is in deep trouble. They've been protecting Osama bin Laden all this time. He was in a mansion outside Islamabad for god's sake!

#cnntv Ed Henry reports Osama bin Laden killed in a mansion outside Islamabad, capital of Pakistan. Please retweet.

Osama Bin Laden may be dead, but won't be Official until his Long-Form with-notes Birth Certificate is located.

Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden is Dead!!!!!! See the latest on http://bit.ly/jT144s, #TooSoonJokes #TooSoon #Jokes #Laugh

God bless our military and our inrtelligence services...,..the thankless work they have done...bless you all...




it is a bit weird, eerie, that this happened eight years to the day of bush's mission accomplished banner

RT @BreakingNews: MORE: US said to have bin Laden's body following military operation - NBC News

So when did he actually die? Did we do it? Or did we just catch Al Qaeda in a Weekend with Bernie's situation?

lol @ FOX news can't spell. Too excited? http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/5121300805/eh-close-enough RT @mattchew03

WOW. Fox News FTW. RT @mattchew03: Photo: Eh, close enough. tumblr.com/xaz2cp38zp

On an unrelated note. (Or is it?) Eight years ago today, President George W. Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq.

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damn! obama kills osama...who wud have thunk? Dont know why, i dont feel so thrilled about all this..a whole lot of celebration for a persons death...its so damn morbid..people are so fucking scary.
Turn on CNN. People at Ground Zero are celebrating a sense of closure, not the death of the person, per se. Saw a woman bring out a photo of her dead husband. Others saying, "Today we are all Americans."
Thanks for all the tweets PC.
:-) Don't forget to share.
yeah....that will make sense...a sense of closure...when i first heard this i was in the car...i stopped on the road side and fucking cried...then i went to a client office, where they were giving each other high fives and I was thinking that somewhere someone wud have done that too when the towers went down...been feeling so isolated and outside today...sometimes i find people scary.
These are great PC. I especially liked a couple of Michael Moore's. O/T: Your final site looks great.
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